For fuck's sake, I'm Alec Baldwin!

Alec Baldwin's voicemail to his daughter is the greatest thing I've heard in a long time.

Three things I take away from this:

"Once again I've made an ass of myself..." You think he doesn't know how much of an ass he is, but he does.

The whole thing sounds incredibly harsh to lay on an 11-year-old, but in Alec's defense, he doesn't know his daughter's age.

I hope Target can acquire his services for their day-after-Thanksgiving wake up call promotion this year.